MY DEAR CELESTINE

After my NYSC, my uncle (whose name I won’t mention due to his political status)  offered me a job as his personal assistants assistant. since there was no  job forthcoming, i quickly took the offer.





I had to relocate to the state he was based and began travelling everywhere with him. The exposure and knowledge on what goes on in the corridor of power was a great eye opener for me and the benefit (wages inclusive) went a long way for me.




My uncle is always in the company of his mistress/personal assistant (whom I was the assistant), his escort (5 soldiers) and myself. We always move in a convoy of 2 and sometimes 3 (depending). In one car, My uncle and his chic would sit at the back while a soldier would sit in front on the passengers side ( beside the driver).  while in the other (car) , I stayed with the rest soldiers.





The soldiers usually referred to me as “oga broda (brother) “ or “small chairman” in reference to my relationship with my uncle who was their boss.




 It is torture When you have a fetish for men in uniforms and been constantly surrounded by them. They (soldiers) where friendly towards me but because of my over consciousness on my sexuality as well as my “sort of” heterophobia mind-set, i mostly just kept quiet and behaved cordial to them.




Also, whenever am with them, the topic of women and vagina is always a constant topic of discussion which they really enjoyed. And because i really didn’t know what to say or contribute,  I will just sit quietly, listen to them talk while imagining having hot steamy sex with them (in my head).



Among the soldiers, i have a favourite and his name is Celestine. He was super HOT in all ramifications. His height was intimidating, he had huge solid arms, big thighs and calves that curved in the sexiest bow I'd ever seen. He was “clean” (compared to his comrades who seemed to have an unkempt appearance). What I found most appealing about him is the way his uniform sat handsomely on his muscular body in such a way that made his physique super hot.  Sometimes, when he sat, you could see the big bulge in-between his thick laps. I have masturbated several times in thoughts of having him fuck me.




One day, during one of our trips to Abuja, my uncle was attending a meeting in the senators quarters while we (just myself and the soldiers) waited for him in the car. We had just drove for several hours on empty stomach and was waiting in anguish because he (my uncle ) was taking forever (we have been waiting for over 3 hours) to finish.




 Tired of waiting, i decided to look for an alternative. I quickly found a taxi which took me to a nearby restaurant where i bought enough food and drinks for us all. As i returned back to the Senate quarters, they were extremely relieved to see me with enough food and thanked me. As we all ate, an effeminate man dressed in lawyers apparel sashayed passed us while talking with an equally effeminate voice on the phone.




One of the soldiers started talking about how it still baffles him that such men exists and before i knew it, the debate on homosexuality started. They seemed to have the mind-set that gay men are rich and pay big money for men to sleep with them. They even made reference to Bob risky and how they doubted his money came solely from his bleaching products.


My uncle's driver began making hateful comments using religion as a defence. But to my surprise, Celestine hushed him up and told him he should keep his “holier than thou” attitude because they all knew he was a die hard fornicator. Everyone laughed at the driver. As expected, just like every typical Nigerian hypocrite, he used the “It is natural” route to justify his fornication. But Celestine didn’t take it. He ( Celestine) bluntly told him that the same God he thinks would punish gay people is the same God that is looking forward to punishing him. Everybody roared with laughter.





Obviously now feeling humiliated, the driver began saying he’s suspecting Celestine to be homosexual and that from henceforth, he would guard his ass.




laughing at the drivers comment, Celestine turned to me and said - "chairman abeg stand up no vex". I was a bit confused and was hesitant but he urged me and i did as he asked.


placing his large hands on my shoulders, he politely asked me to turn....and i did.


He turned to the driver and said -" if at all i go fuck man's ass, na this type nyash i go hammer. No be that your strong iron nyash wey bone full am". He even went as far as squeezing my ass cheek to show its softness. I felt so embarassed but thrilled all the same. Having his large hands squeeze my bum sent several dirty thoughts through my mind.






 Every one laughed so hard at the driver.



one of the soldiers asked Celestine if he would also consider fucking Bob risky as well and he replied saying that Bob risky is already a woman in his eyes and that he would rather fuck a real woman  than Bob risky. Another soldier jokingly told Celestine that he was considering fucking a man's ass because he hasn't had sex for a long time.



 Celestine laughed along side and responded-


 "omoh eehhhh..... e be like say na true. As the thing dey do me ehhhhh If i see any hole i fit shuk o"



His mates laughed so hard at his statement and one of them asked – “like chairman broda own abi?” (referring to me)  .




“why not?” Celestine replied.  "any hole is a goal mhen.... apart from this man's fish bone ass" he said referring to the driver. I couldn't believe what these men (especially Celestine) where saying.




One soldier whose name is Bello said that if he had too much alcohol and didn’t see pussy, he could fuck bob risky because he is pretty just like a woman.



One soldier now said he wonders how a dick can enter an ass hole giving that it is so tight. Bello responded asking him if he hadn’t watched people do anal sex in porn. “you go use vasline make the tin enter nau" Celestine added casually but still jokingly.





“that your prick sef... you sure say nyash hole fit take am so?” one of the soldiers asked Celestine.



“fada fada!!!!!!” Bello hailed Celestine with both hands raised.




“e carry the tin?” another solider asked. The response from Bello and the other soldier was epic. Both men shouted;  one fell on the floor and the other places both hands on his head; both where very dramatic and this made me laugh until my lungs hurt. Bello held out his hand and measured from his wrist to his elbow to indicate the length and girth but the other soldier who joined him in the display strongly disagreed with the assumed measurement. According to him, Bello’s assumption was less descriptive.





What they were narrating was completely unbelievable and as we were joking  and laughing, my uncle came out and We had to leave. While in the car, Celestine apologised and said he hoped I wasn't angry (for using my ass as an example) ; i told him it was nothing and I never knew he was this funny. He laughed and told me that was him on a very good day.



As time on , i started to get close to Celestine and we developed a good bond of friendship. I came to learn that Celestine had a 6 year old daughter whose mum died during child birth. He lived with her, his mother and his younger sister (who was in boarding school).







He introduced me to his family and i came to realize that Celestine took after his mothers sense of humour. She was fun and seemed to be very open minded even though she wasn't educated. We (myself and his mother) bonded really fast and had so much in common. We both loved cooking and where devoted Catholics. She became the mother i once had and i treated her as such. I helped around the house doing chores, took her in my car wherever she went, spoilt her with gifts and treats and sought her counsel whenever i needed decissions or directions.











As time went on, Celestine's home became my home. Anytime i wasn't with my uncle or he (Celestine) wasn't on duty, we where both home (together) at his place. I could swear his mother knew i was gay because sometimes, she would make comments such as –



"this una love too special" or ask me jokingly when i will bring her gifts to buy her favour so that her son can marry me.





Sometimes, she would tell her son to take good care of me on her behalf. Anytime she makes such comments, Celestine and myself would laugh it off but i knew she knew exactly what she was saying.




May i also add that indeed Celestine truly had a super big dick. I realised it Whenever he wore loose shorts or trousers at home. I could clearly see the way it swung and how big it was judging by the size of the print. Even his mother mocks him about it.



I shared his room with him as well and anytime his mother wanted to come inside, she would knock the door and wait for a response. Sometimes she would jokingly ask if we are still naked.





Celestine and i do cuddle ( upon my persistent request) anytime we are about going to bed and often, he would laugh and call me a big baby. I just loved how warm his strong hairy body was. I noticed that anytime we cuddle, Celestine doesn't have an erection like me. In all the time i have been sleeping with him on the same bed, i have never for once made an attempt to touch his penis because i respected him and was afraid to loose him or ruin our friendship.




As time went on, my feelings for him became so strong that it began affecting me. He had noticed something was “off" about me and had asked me several times what was going on with me (said i looked unwell). I would always lie anytime he asked and either say am tired or look for an excuse. I stopped frequenting his house and this gave his mother great concern but i assured her all was well.



It so happened that my uncle and his family travelled abroad so we (Celestine and i) where free. We where chatting on WhatsApp and i sent him my favourite love song. He listened to it and asked me if i had more love songs so i sent him. While we were chatting, to my surprise he called me.




I asked him (jokingly) if he was calling just to hear my voice and he said – “you should know already”.


One thing with Celestine is that he was naturally affectionate and one might get the wrong impression of him.




“what did I do to you?” he asked.



I laughed and asked him what he meant by such statement (even though i knew).





“on a serious note, cut the jokes” he said sharply. “why don’t you want to come around anymore? This is unlike you. Did i offend you?”




I still was thinking of a lie to come up with  when he said – “this will be the last time i will ask you; what is the matter?”






 I almost entered a panic attack. “How could I tell him i have fallen in love with him and not ruin everything?” I thought to myself.




“I won’t repeat myself again" he said calling me by my name.




“I love you” was my response.



“I know that already. What is the problem?" He questioned.




He neither knew Nor understood where i was coming from. He was so naive. I didn't know how else to pass my message without sounding like a pervert.


“I want to be yours and i want you to be mine" I responded even though i felt i would die from nervousness and fear.



“like...How?” He asked; very honestly.





I couldn't answer his question or explain what i meant so i just kept quiet.





Calling me by name, he asked me to talk to him.  Though his voice was gentle and soothing, they  still couldn’t break  the chains of fear that binded my lips.




‘you mean man to man love?’ he asked.


I was still silent.



“hello? Talk nah” he said; impatiently but with a lot of humour.


“yes" i replied as i held my breath.




What followed next made me wish i had never been born.


He started to laugh. He laughed so hard and asked if that was all...



I felt so embarrassed that i said good night and ended the call. Celestine called me 2x and i didn't pick. He sent me a message and said I should NEVER disrespect him by hanging up on him and asked me to pick my calls if i don’t want him to be mad at me. I had barely read his message when his call came through.




I answered.


 “Is that why you changed? Why didn’t you tell me? Infact when did you start having feelings for me?” he asked; his voice heavy with curiosity.




As i was about to talk, he just said – “infact come to the house right now. This shouldn't be a phone matter” and he hung up.



I was literally shaking as i got into my car and drove all the way to his house. It was 1:22am in the morning.



When i knocked on his door, i could hear his mother ask him to check who it was. When i called her by her pet name, she screamed and  came to the door ( with Celestine ). She was asking me if all was well for showing up at such hour but before I could answer, Celestine answered his mother saying  “ my conscience for staying away  was giving me sleepless nights”. We all laughed as his mum said good night and retired to her room.










Once myself and Celestine got into the room, he brought a chair and placed it in the middle of the room as he sat on the bed across it.


He asked me to sit on the chair and i did. Looking at his big frame in his night wear and knowing he was naked under it as usual gave me a deep stir that confused my anxiety.


Clearing his throat, he asked me why i kept this away from him and choose to avoid him.

I first of all apologised for avoiding him but then also, i tried explaining the fact that i was afraid of been judged and thought i would end up ruining our friendship If i told him how i felt for him.








With his jaw resting on the knuckles of his firmly clasped hands while his gaze was transfixed on my foot as if in deep meditation, he listened attentively. When i had finished, he took a deep sigh, looked at me and asked me – “What do you want. Tell me exactly how it is on your mind”





I was confused at first because i had already  told him my intentions of wanting him over the phone. I didn’t know what else to say. My anxiety and frustration was making me sweat and he noticed. He asked me why i was afraid of him and I just laughed.







“I want us to be close” I managed to say eventually.



“are we not close already?” he asked.


“I mean...very close" I replied.



“You are still not talking your mind" he said... Sounding a bit irritated.



The whole thing was becoming uncomfortable for me. It felt like I was interrogated.


“I mean... like.....like....” I stammered as i ransacked my mind to find the right words and not end up sounding like a pervert.



“You want us to be fucking right?” he said impatiently.



It felt like the ground should open up and swallow me.



“yes or no?”  he asked.


I didn’t know if he was upset but nevertheless, i said yes.





He suddenly busted into a serious laughter....{making me feel more stupid}.


THAT WAS IT!!!! I stood up from the chair to take my leave but he quickly grabbed me by my wrist.


"Wetin dey worry you nah" he said while giggling like crazy.


"don't make me upset o" he continued while forcing a serious look..but it barely lasted five seconds before his laughter returned.


i struggled to let go of his grip but he was way too strong.



"o boy relax...this whole thing is just funny to me i swear honestly....am not laughing at you to God who made me" he busted into a louder laugh which made his mother shout his name from her room demanding he stops trying to wake the entire neighbourhood.




"dont go naw....please......baby" he said as laughed so hard that his knees almost gave way. He obviously was amused at his calling me "baby" because he said (to himself) "Cele you don suffer...chai...jesus".




He had laughed so hard that his eyes where teary.



"but on a serious note...how we want do am? i never do that kain tin before nah...." he said as he tried his best to suppress his laughter. He tried hugging me but i shrugged him off.



"you no love me again?" he said sarcastically. As he kept trying to hug me, i could feel his cock brush my thighs.


He sat down on his bed and carried me on his laps as if i was a child.


"why you dey do like woman? ehhh? baby?" he asked while rubbing my back gently. I knew he was joking and it really annoyed me how he thought my emotions was something to make ridicule of.



"how we go do am nau?" he asked. His voice loosing the humour.


"do what?" i asked.



“honestly, i like you wella.... Infact i love you no be lie...But i never do man to man before...i dey laugh because i never reason this kain level for my life"



I told him i understood and and politely told him I wanted to sleep.



When i got on the bed, he asked me if i was still angry with him... I told him i was fine as i turned And faced the wall.




“is that your new sleeping position?” he asked. I didn’t reply him.



Surprisingly, he cuddled up behind me and began apologising. When he realised i wasn’t  giving in, He started to tickle me and i was forced to laugh.





“assuming say we want fuck now” he continued... “ how are we going to go about it? Are we going to do each other or what?” he asked earnestly.





 I sighed out of frustration as i turned and laid on my back while starring blankly at the ceiling. His head was resting  on his left hand which was held up by his elbow. His right hand was still resting idly on my chest.




 “it’s the one you enjoy that you will do isn’t it?” i said without having the energy to argue or explain.


“If its like that , then i like to be the one doing the fucking because am good at it and have the size to make a woman feel it very well. " he  bragged.






 “which one do you do ?” he asked.



I told him i enjoy getting fucked and he laughed. “that means we fit each other right?”....once again he started to giggle. All the while we talked, his fingers travelled idly on my chest and occasionally, brushing my nipples.




He started asking me if anal sex hurts me and if i enjoy it. We causally started taking about sex and what we enjoyed. He told me How women run from his dick , how he isn’t crazy about sex but makes sure he enjoys it as much as his partners, how he fantasises about anal sex (with women ) and cumming in someone’s mouth. When i told him i swallow, his eyes grew wide with surprise.




“you don’t mean it!!!!!” he said excitedly.



I also told him i like big dicks alot and he asked if I could take a dick as big as his own. When I asked if I could touch his dick to see if i could take it, he laughed and said “go ahead” but also warned that it wasn’t up. I didn’t mind...I touched his dick and it was so fleshy and big even at rest.




I gently stroked his cock through the soft cotton of his night wear.... “kiss me” i whispered into his ears.  He took a deep breath, pecked my cheeks and began to laugh. I feigned annoyance and attempted to resumed my previous sleeping position but pulled me back and told me to behave myself.











He cuddled me once again and my hands returned to his member. I began to feel the trimmed pubic hair through the fabric. My fingers went up to his nipples and I fondled them. I undid his buttons and was able to gain access to one of his huge pecs and nipples. I kissed and sucked on them and as i did, i felt his hands rub my back.






I got on top of him and began tounging his neck which tasted so smooth . I brought my lips to his and he received it. We kissed slowly and with each passing second, our kiss became deeper. I took off his sleep gown and he took off my shirt.




Embracing his warm naked body to mine is something beyond words. I didn’t spare an inch of his body with my tongue. His body was so sensitive that he groaned and moaned while i worked on him. When i eventually got to his cock which was now fully charged, i was dazzled. It was so thick and long.




 G O S H !!!!!!!


My jaw literally dropped for close to 5 minutes and he began to giggle at my reaction. I began to suck him. Taking as much dick as I  could in my mouth, i sucked him while using my hands to wank the rest of his meat my mouth couldn’t take. He moaned so sweetly as he slowly thrust into my mouth in such a rhythm that made me wish i could get fucked. After i had sucked his giant penis to my satisfaction, i couldn't help but just stop to admire the cock as i held it in my hand in complete awe.






“what are you thinking about...is it too big for you?” he asked.



“it is very big honestly”....I confessed..... “but let’s try and see if i can carry it” I said as i got off him and went to my toilet bag (which I had kept in his room for use anytime I was around) to fetch my lube.




“are you sure about this?” he asked nervously as i rubbed his penis with a lot of lubricant.


“Am sure it can enter if you go slow on me.... Just finger me first so that my ass can relax" i said. One thing with me is that am very direct with instructions as to how i like to be pleased so that my partner wouldn't struggle or make wrong guesses. Besides a newbie like Celestine needed to be guided accordingly.





 As i snuggled up to his warm hairy body and began sucking his nipples, i could feel his fingers gently travelling through the valley of my spine and then finding its way in-between my soft bubble butt to meet my already lubed ass hole.




Once his finger began to penetrate my hole, we began kissing again. This time it was full of intense passion.



“your hole is so wet baby" he moaned with a whisper while we kissed as his fingers drove deeper and deeper into my hole. He pulled me ontop of his body once more and with one hand, he grabbed and pulled one of my ass cheeks so hard as if making sure my hole was stretched properly. As he fingered me, i whispered in his ears to make it 2 fingers. “Yes baby" he replied and stuck two fingers inside me. I gasped and began rotating my waist as well as clapping my ass on his fingers while twerking.



TWACK!!!!!!!!


He spanked me hard with his free hand and roughly squeezed my ass cheeks harder. “shake that ass again baby” he ordered. As i twerked, the spank landed again on my ass as his two large fingers forced their way deeper than ever.



I now positioned his fat dick cap on my hole and began to push down on it. It was just impossible because it won’t enter. He grabbed both my ass cheeks and pulled them apart so rough and hard that it hurt. Fortunately, the cap managed to enter eventually. I kept pushing down slowly while rotating my hips and clapping my ass cheeks on the rest of his pole that was awaiting entrance. He ; on the other hand , was responding by slowly thrusting.


Celestine removed his dick, spat on his hand, rubbed it on his lubed dick and expertly re-positioned his penis back to my hole. With one thrust, Miraculously, the half of his dick just went inside my hole At once. I felt his penis hit something inside me that made my entire muscles suddenly get stiff but i forced myself to relax and not panic.




He expertly rolled over me, raised my legs to his shoulder , removed his penis from my hole, coughed/ hacked saliva (which I think was grouse) on his hand,  Rubbed it on his penis and re-entered me. And just like that, every thing just entered. I could feel the entire content of my stomach shift and I began to tremble. I begged him to wait while my systems adjusted and thankfully, he did.








“wow....you are really sweet i tell you” he said with passion. I asked him to kiss me and he didn’t hesitate. While we kissed, he didn’t thrust until i made the first move by moving my waist upwards to give him the go ahead.





Celestine began fucking me and i literally felt the room spin. The ecstasy was too much to endure. He neither was rough nor gentle. He just drove his XXXL into my ass hole in such a manner that my entire body, mind and soul welcomed it without complain.



As we made love, i was afraid his mother would hear us because it was completely impossible not to moan having such a monster trapped in your stomach. On the other hand, it seemed like Celestine was having an out of body experience because he kept saying senseless things and gasping rather too loudly. His sweat poured on me like rain as i laid under him with legs raised high. I couldnt help but run my hands all over his solid sweaty muscle body in admiration. I noticed he loved me playing with his nipples as he fucked me because anytime I did, his eyes will roll back into his head and he will moan "o shit!!!!"; so that was my focal point as we kissed deeply also.









The way pre-cum oozed from my dick as he fucked me was something I have never experienced before. It was so thick that it fell in dollops and in large quantities.




After a while, Celestine thrust rhythm became so slow as he started gasping “oh my God....oh my God”. I knew he was cumming and I really wanted his juice in my mouth desperately. I began begging to be fed his man juice and just as i was speaking, he withdrew his penis from my now loose was hole and guided it to my mouth. I had barely started sucking as hot sperm flooded my mouth.



Celestine groaned and shuddered like crazy as he kept off loading his cum in my mouth. He then raised one of  my legs, entered my hole and resumed fucking me but this time , it wasn't a gentle fuck. It was very hard and hot. I couldnt control myself anymore....the pain and joy was so overwhelming that I began to groan and almost scream in passion as my cum shot off like a river from my penis.








 Celestine didn’t stop. He fucked me hard for almost another 30 minutes until he was exhausted. I don’t know if he came because all through the time he re-penetrated me, he was literally moaning as if he  was about cumming.




We laid in each others arms until we had a bit of strength to get up and take our shower before going back to bed.






At dawn, when I woke up (before him ) to make breakfast, I realised his mother wasn’t home. When he finally woke up, he had a marvellous morning glory (erection) as he went into the toilet to pee, i followed him and hugged him from behind while greeting him "good morning". He called me bady and leaned back to kiss me. He asked after his mother and i told him she was out with his daughter.






After he finished urinating, he turned around, put his arms round my waist and asked me how my night was. I told him it was amazing. He told me he couldn't remember the last time he slept so well. As we talked on what plans we had for the day, my hand was already stroking his mighty penis while his finger was in my hole. We fucked again in the living room. Thankfully, my hole hadn't closed so it was not too much of a struggle for him to enter me. When we both came, he told me he is sure he can fuck me every day if he had the opportunity. According to him, he prefers the sweetness of my ass hole to vagina.




When hiss mother returned, she behaved normal as if nothing happened the previous night. Perhaps she truly was sleeping and didn’t hear us having sex (although I doubt).






My life is much happier now with Celestine in it and also, am thankful I have a mother figure in my life once again.



Though this town is boring, i truly don’t mind. I don’t know any gay man or friend here and I like it that way. Just me, Celestine, his family and work.




*you can add the rimming photo*



Written by
Aziz D.