KONJI (HORNY) DILEMA

I have never been lucky with girls. Guess because i still live with my parents and not yet gainfully employed even though i have finished my university education and served.

I hardly get laid and have tried everything in the book (from working out to have triceps, biceps and pacs to  flashing my cock on twitter) hoping some thirsty lady will crave my big cock.. but at the end of the day , nothing seemed to work.. they all ask for money or gifts which i can't afford.




I have a best friend (Jerry) who lives just few blocks from my house and we are always in each others company. So it happened that his cousin whose name is Collins came to live with them in search for a job in Lagos.

I like Collins cos he's such a good company. He talks alot and has an answer or name to give absolutely anybody and anything. There was no dull moment with him. Collins didn't behave like a bitch although he sagged alot and had a big ass which  usually wriggles as he walked. (We always made fun it ).


We 3 (myself, my best friend and collins) began hanging out all the time. One day, we were in Jerrys ( my best friend) room and he shared an update he saw in a group on Facebook called THE MEN IN NIGERIA. It was about what you would do if you woke up as the opposite sex. We began sharing our opinion and having a good laugh about it. Myself and jerrys opinion was about making money and milking some millionaire dry ; but Collin had a different perspective. He said he will give me pussy just test my fucking skills.



I was surprised by his statement and so was Jerry.  Jerry began mocking him and calling him ‘fag' for making that comment. He accused collins of wanting to get dicked by me and Even though we were all laughing and knew he was joking about it,  it struck an odd thought in me.



“why would Collins assume to want to be a woman just to test another guys sex skill if not that he; some how, wanted to actually taste it” i thought to myself.

I began recollecting  discussions we've had and one particular one stood out. Some time before,  i had asked him to hook me up with a sugar mummy and had gone as far as giving him my twitter account (just for marketing purposes incase he knew any woman) . Soon after,  i started getting his likes and sleezy comments on my photos. I paid no attention to it. In my mind, it was one of those silly comments guys usually make....well....not until now.



Gradually, i began to take good notice of Collins ass...even the thought of having my dick in his ass slowly began to creep into my subconscious. On several occasions, i caught myself looking at his ass and noticing how well rounded it curved. I began to imagine the magnitude of softness it must have that made it wriggle and bounce the way it usually does.  Dirty thoughts began coming into my head and the more i tried fighting them, the stronger they became. After great effort of fighting, It stopped. I'd thought i had finally overcame my thoughts until one morning.




I had woken up one early Sunday morning and my dick was so hard it felt like it was going to get ripped apart. I had wanked the previous night and wanked again that morning but i wasn't satisfied at all.  My dick was still standing like a nepa pole. I  desperately needed to fuck a hole so bad.


It had been several months i fucked last. (my last time was during The festive period with one of those village girls in my home town who threw themselves at you just because you came from the city).



I was almost running mad by ransacking my brain on who would give me a pity fuck but there was no one. The picture of my dick getting into Collins big ass kept coming up in my head  and the more i shoved it aside, the more it persisted. As if the devil was on duty, my mother asked me to go to Jerrys house and iron her church clothes as well as my younger siblings because we didn't have power. (Jerrys father ran a paint manufacturing industry which was situated in their compound so they had power most of the time).


I felt like i was heading to the lions den as i made my way to jerrys house  with the clothes. The thoughts of doing stuff with him completely invaded my head and deep in my heart, i felt an odd certainty that something was definitely going to happen if i got to that house. But i assumed there would be people when i get to jerrys place so i really didn't bother.



Jerrys family where Catholics and usually attended first and second mass (for whatever reasons) while Collins and some of jerry siblings attend the evening mass.

When I knocked on the door, i was surprised to see just Collins. The house seemed deserted which was extremely rare. He informed me everyone had gone to mass except him (which was very odd). I told him i came to iron some clothes and he volunteered to help with some.


As he backed me While he ironed, i couldn't help but look at his ass. Noticing the perfectly shaped roundness and how it wriggled sublty as he ironed, i began to find his ass quite attractive. Needing to confirm if he was down to volunteer that bouncy ass for my plowing, i re-activated the  discussion about waking up as the opposite sex. At first he sort of denied that he didn't mean what he said but i pressured him as well lured him by asking him if he liked how big my dick was (as he'd seen on twitter).


He became so shy that he just starred at his feet sheepishly as he shuffled them. I couldn't believe that this sharp tongued dude could swallow his tongue. Before I could find the next words to say, “can i fuck your ass?” rolled out of my mouth. We both starred at each other with eyes wide opened  in shock at what just came out of my mouth.




I didn't want to spoil the mood  but at the same time, i wanted to make it clear to him that i wasn't gay. He smiled at my exploratory blabbing and told me if i want a good head as well, i better drop the clothes and come back ASAP.  He leaned towards me and kissed me. I didn't want it but because i was desperate and at his mercy, i briefly kissed him. He grabbed my dick and said “don't keep him waiting”


“WOW!!! Am getting head!!!!!” my brain screamed in delight.



I felt so guilty for getting excited as well as hurrying to  get home. I wish i could help it but i couldn't. Once i got home, i dropped the clothes and came up with the story that jerrys father needed extra hands for his business and was willing to pay for the help.  My mum wanted to play the “who sent you" card but when i reminded her that her clothes where ironed in his house, she let me be.


Just to test my patience and delay me, my mum told me to start washing the dishes in the kitchen sinc. I couldn't face her drama so i did as i was told. Once she left, mother nature sent a sudden heavy down pour. Part of me was saying it was a sign from God not to go but my konji said “fuck it.. go get some head and soft ass".... and i obeyed as i stepped into the down pour. As i began jumping puddles on the damaged roads on my street, i slipped and fell backwards. Clothes stained with mud, my rubber flip flop slipper ripped, arm and thigh bruised...i was so angered that i grew more determination to achieve my goal. At first i thought i was under some influence of some sort of spell Collins put on me but i knew what i was doing was of my own free will.








Finally!!!!! I got to the front door. I had to bang the door so hard because of the rain was deafening. Collins eventually answered the door looking surprised at my soaked and dirty self. He got me a towel and asked me to take off my clothes so he could put them in the washing machine. Stripped now to my boxers, i handed him my dirty clothes. He took them away and asked me to go to the bathroom in  the bed room he shared with Jerry and clean up myself.


As i washed off the mud off my body, i was too ashamed to look at my reflection in the mirror. I kept telling myself i wasn't gay. I'd just dried my body when Collins walked inn. He just went straight to business as he knelt in front of me and said “show me that big dick papi".

In as much as i had a feeling that this wasn't really my will, my dick was a league on its own. It sprung to agility immediately Collins asked for a view. I reluctantly dropped the towel half way but he yanked it off like it was covering his long lost treasure. He hungrily gulped down my shaft in such an expert way that i was moved. But one thing that annoyed me was that he kept talking and just wouldn't shut up and suck the damn dick. He kept stopping from time to time. I got so angry that i took control by holding his head in one steady position and fucked his mouth shut. After fucking his mouth good ( i enjoyed it so much but couldn't cum), he motioned me to the bed and i laid down while resting on my elbows. He rubbed some transparent lubricant on my cock and sat on my dick with his back to me..giving me a good view of his big bum.


To be frankly honest, anal sex is a complete different experience from vagina fucking. From the sensation to the moist warmth, it blew my mind sky high. I was so captivated by the way his ass wobbled recklessly as he rode my dick like a professional. After a while, i thought it time to take back control from him. Still stuck in his ass, i led him  to stand and touch his toes. I began to drill him like the champ i am. He began begging me to slow down but i didn't care. The more he groaned and moaned, the harder i got. I noticed that his ass hole began getting very creamy after a while and it felt so wonderful on my dick. After several ferocious pounding, i came like i have never came before. I felt my entire muscle relax which gave me a floating feeeling. I began to feel so guilty after i had cum. I noticed Collins was cleaning cum from the floor. Even though i was surprised how he  could cum by getting fucked in the ass , i didnt ask him any questions. As if reading my mind (i really wanted to get out immediately), Collins got my washed clothes which was now dry.


Even though it was still raining, i left the house under the down pour.

As i got home, i knelt down to pray for forgiveness but before i opened my mouth, i knew i was just beign a hypocrite. “why didn't i kneel down to pray anytime fucked a girl?” my mind cautioned me. I was just confused with myself.


For about 2 weeks i avoided Collins. But what i couldn't avoid was the thought of how sweet, soft and bouncy his ass was (which always turned me on even at the thought).

My parents have travelled out of Nigeria for three weeks and i have texed Collins to come over. Since the desirable (vagina) is not available  i will rock the available (Collins ass).


Written by
Jacob F.